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saintcheshire:

So I just got back last night from a brony convention in San Francisco. I was working a booth for a vendor friend, and let me tell you what happened:

We met a little girl who was there with her family. She got a button drawn at our booth, told us all about her favorite…




thebicker:

javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

Ah, yes, the well-known privilege of being terrified someone will harass or assault you - and you’ll subsequently be blamed for it because you wore a skirt that day or were coming home from a bar. Ladies, sometimes we just don’t realize how good we have it!




sophisticatedlesbian:

vedinamel:

drownmysorrowsintea:

the-snaggster:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

bumkist-pls:

thiiiis…creeps me out and is very SPESHUL SNOWFLAKE-y.

Is it bad that all I see when I see this is the perfect girl for a selfish, judgemental, shallow, unsophisticated, pointless fuckwit of a man who thinks that these attributes in a woman makes her special and more desirable.

I feel bad for attractive women in videogame t-shirts

men seem to think that they’re like THIS

This is disgusting. Fuck it, two can play this game! (Image found on memegenerator.net)

Take that!

 ”You’re such a nice guy. Let’s Fuck!”. Yeah, because simply being nice makes people want to have sex with you. 

Oh yeah I know I fuck everyone just for being nice. This is just more of that fetishized idea of what “sexy” nerdy girls should be like- sexually available, surrounded by other hot chicks, does sexual favors while you’re gaming, and (apparently?) not pissing on road trips….? That last one confuses me. 

“SEXY NERDY CHICKS THAT GIVE YOU HEAD WHILE YOU GAME SO HOT” 

>girl tries to be hot with video games for this kind of guy 

“WHOA SHE’S UGLY EW SPESHUL SNOFLKE SHE PROBABLY DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GAME” 

The “would never call another woman a slut” thing seems so out of place among all the Nice Guy Dreamgirl shit. Since.. .that’s actually a decent thing.

(Also I don’t have a penis, but if I’m in the middle of a video game, FUCK YOU DON’T DISTRACT ME.)


friendlyangryfeminist:

when men tell me that they would kill any man who hurts their girlfriend/sister/daughter when I talk about rape culture are missing the point. 

because I don’t want a culture where women need to be protected from men by other men. because it’s often boyfriends and fathers who are hurting the women in their lives and thinking it’s what women owe to them. 

so fuck it.

if the only possible response to male violence is more male violence, there’s no hope. 





tenpointsfromgryffindor:

wyrdwulf:

knightoftaurus:

queernonymoose:

ianishollywood:

stayinbedgrowyourhair:

this one hurts so much more than louis c.k., because i really though patton was better than this. it turns out he’s maybe the worst one.

goddamn it, white guys, you’re just having a terrible fucking week when it comes to decency aren’t you

Are you fucking kidding me? Damn it, Patton.

Patton I am ashamed.

lol he can join daniel tosh in being thrown off a steep fucking cliff

fucking sexist rape apologizing assholes

Welp, I never liked Patton Oswalt anyway.

 Patton Oswalt can also fucking die

Go fuck yourself Patton Oswalt



stitchmedown:

randomostrichchocolates:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

can we just get rid of princes entirely

i want some lesbians up in here plz

FUCK PRINCES, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT THAT.





stitchmedown:

stfuconservatives:

bitternessbarbie:

alexholzbach:

calliorth:

Spread the word. Werd.

Top Poster: Birth control is easily attainable and can be found at hospitals, clinics and even many retail stores. Rapists are prosecuted daily. And I don’t trust the government to teach kids personal issues that their parents should teach. The government should not take power away from parents to raise their children as they see fit.

Bottom Left Poster: All abortion is unsafe, as at least one human is killed in every abortion. I’m not voting to make abortion unsafe, I’m voting to save human lives. I support human rights and don’t believe we can infringe on any other human’s right to remain alive; regardless of that human’s age, sex, religion, sexual orientation, etc.

Bottom Right Poster: I fully agree with this poster. Your body is indeed yours and nobody should be able to tell you what you can do with it, so long as you do not harm or kill another human in the process.

Awww shit, it’s been a while, hasn’t it, Holzbach? Let’s skip the foreplay and get right to it.

Here’s a little explanation on why birth control may be easy to find, but not easy to stay on. Basically a person has to find the right kind of birth control to work with their body. It’s not like aspirin, you can’t just walk in, pick up any generic brand of the pill and expect it to work the same for everyone who takes it. I won’t even argue with you about rape convictions stats, I know you’ve already seen this, so I’ll just leave it here for anyone else to see why you’re full of shit. Your last point on poster 1 is more of an opinion, and sure, parents should definitely spend more time thoroughly educating their children about reproduction and sex, and sure, parents should be able to raise their children how they see fit (barring neglect and abuse obv) so what happens when parents refuse to teach their children about such “vulgar topics”? I mean, Michigan GOP House members can’t even handle the word ‘vagina,’ how are they going to explain one to a child? Then you’ve got a bunch of people who don’t know jack shit about sex going around having it (I know you can’t seriously fall for abstinence only education actually working). This is how accidental pregnancies and sexually transmitted infections happen, you know, the things you claim to want to stop? Yeah. Those things. What’s your alternative idea? Do you have any? Probably not.

I see, so we can’t infringe upon the right to life, but we can definitely infringe upon the right to your own body and protecting your own body. Definitely. See, once again, I can’t even bring myself to argue this point with you because I’m well aware that you actually do believe that consent to sex is consent to pregnancy, and that’s really not how it is at all. I doubt all the times you’ve fucked was with the intent of becoming a father. It’s interesting that because a person consents to sex you think it’s okay to remove rights from them while simultaneously whining about how the government isn’t supposed to take rights away from people. You’re very clearly voting against people’s rights when you’re voting to bar them from medical procedures that they’d like to have and forcing them to gestate against their will. I don’t know, maybe I’m wrong, but I doubt it.

Alright, Holzbach, you find an alternative place that fetuses can gestate and grow that isn’t someone’s body who doesn’t want it inside of them and you’ve got a deal. Yes, I have my own body and a right to that body, and a fetus has it’s own body (while feeding off of mine and having no recognized rights), what happens when I or anyone else don’t want that fetus’s body inside of my/their body any longer? What do you say to pregnant people who don’t want to gestate/birth? Too bad, you’re gonna do it anyway? Should’ve thought about that before you had sex, now you deal with the consequences? Either way, you’re denying them the right to control their own body, whether you agree with it or not. You’re allowing a fetus without rights to trump a fully grown person who actually has a set of rights. That’s how you’re voting to take away rights, because even if a fetus had a set of rights, those rights would be the same as everyone else’s and they would not include the right to someone else’s body, no matter how responsible that person is for the fetus actually being there. I mean, I could strike and injure a biker with my car, and even if the the biker needed to be hooked up to a human body to live any longer and no matter how responsible I am for the bikers life or death predicament, I am in no way obligated to hook this biker up to my body for 9-10 months to help them live.

Awww, Holzbach is still around? Is he on summer break or? Anyways, I don’t have time for his small-minded anti-uterus-owner anti-reality bullshit (you mean a 19 year old white boy isn’t an expert on obtaining birth control? whaaaaaa) so I’m glad somebody else took care of this nonsense. Knowledge bombs everywhere.

Oh my god boys need to shut up about birth control, no in fact they just need to shut up, shut up forever.

WHY DO MEN HAVE SO MANY GODDAMN OPINIONS ABOUT ISSUES THEY WILL NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH. GODDAMN FUCK.





stitchmedown:

motherjones:

mohandasgandhi:

newsweek:

think-progress:

Just read it. 

What the actual &$%#

Preach.

for the love of god, don’t read the comments.




thisgingersnapsback:

badcgijosh:

nachobragers:

gr0sse:

OH NO

giving everything associated with him a bad name, it’s epic atheist brony

okay this fucking has to be really hamfisted satire

oh god no

Literally every horrible stereotype of a man, encapsulated.


stitchmedown:

asymmetricsolutions:

and it feels like me (on a good day): asymmetricsolutions: What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry: Rape Culture In…

asymmetricsolutions:

What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry: Rape Culture In Gaming

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

This. So much this.

picklemethis:

fozmeadows:

About a week ago, I wrote a post on Penny Arcade vs. Rape Culture, which sent my blog traffic skyrocketing after it…

Part One: 

Let’s be honest. You make some good observations. Firstly, you’re right that going out and doing something other than a Tumblr blog is not necessarily feasible for anyone but the unusually talented. Second, it’s also true that I don’t get to define misogyny. I will concede those points and, in fact, support them. I should have consulted any of my female friends about what misogyny is before I tried to make a point using them. 

But the truth is: these are the only two points I can pull out of that mess that don’t resemble incoherent screaming. 

Do you want to make a point? Then make a point instead of just finding every conceivable fault in every sentence I make, because in the end your post does nothing. It goes every which way and you don’t even come to a conclusion. You SEEM to accuse me of being a raging misogynist, but I’m not entirely sure if you ever actually do that other than saying that I’m being “gross” at the end of you rant. 

Do you want to criticize me and my writing? Is that the point? Because you still don’t do anything even remotely telling me where I’ve gone wrong except by saying: “MAN IS BAD RAWWR”. So what, I should relinquish my gender identity to write better?

Did you want to accuse me of being an apologist for the misogynists? Because I see a lot of words that sound like they’re trying to accuse me of being an apologist, but you never actually say that and don’t imply enough for that to be the actual point. 

You find my post derailing? Is THAT the point that we come to? Because if it is, you could just say: “This is irrelevant, the point is [fill in the blank].” Because I still have no idea what the point is, because you just scream feminism at me and try to force it down my throat. 

Do you find me offensive in general? Because, instead of saying: “It looks a lot like a morality argument up above, if you ask me. Anyway your point isn’t currently relevant so I don’t know why you’re making it.” You could just say: “I find this morally offensive, even if that’s what you say you’re not trying to do.” 

Do you just think all men are against you somehow? That any portrayal of women that does not jive with this image of “FREE TO LIVE HOWEVER” means that we want to subjugate you? Because you’re wrong, first of all, and you still fail to do anything resembling taking a stand for this. 

So part one, in summary: 

  1. You fail to make anything resembling a cohesive point. 
  2. You’re so-called “argument” is completely disjointed and pisses in my general direction without actually doing anything. 
  3. If you were trying to call me out on anything, then call me out on it. 
  4. Men are not all some kind of Brotherhood of Penis. We are not all going to applaud if some douchebag rapes you. In fact, some of us would kill the bastard. 


Part Two: 

Argument delivery is NOT trivial. It is critical to any proper discussion. Politicians are persuasive because they know how to talk to you in a way that makes them seem right all the time. This is why “bullshit politicians” keep getting elected. The reason why I criticized the article is because the presentation is simply bad. Calling something “Rape Culture” automatically implies, somehow, that rape is inherent in society. This is despite the lack of serious discussion on how this is true until you get to the part where it says “generic culture surrounding and promoting rape”, which sounds more like an attempt to make “generic culture that discriminates against women” appear more dramatic. The article’s points don’t make any points that apply specifically to how rape is supported in gaming, just general points that say more about female-based profanity and abuse rather than raping anyone or how said profanity promotes rape. Furthermore, the article discusses how Rape Culture is Everywhere in Gaming, but points to only one, maybe two, examples, diverges into Frat Boys, and tries to say “See, Rape Culture in Gaming!”. You cannot specify less than ten examples and say that an entire global industry and culture are inherently flawed without providing either a large number of examples or providing a large amount of critical philosophical analysis. Maybe I should have provided this in my original post. I guess assuming that someone could understand that discussing word choice and argument construction does not mean I disagree with the implicit ideas was a bit too much of an assumption. 

Now, the linked Penny Arcade article DOES discuss all of that, along with a YouTube video about it. Note also that Penny Arcade is one of the largest and most important video game commentary sites on the internet. 

So let’s go back over your post. Observe how it breaks up MY post into little bits and criticizes each. This is a good format. 

You then proceed to completely fail at doing anything resembling a logical post. You start off well, making coherent arguments about how I’ve completely missed the point and that we’re discussing a SUBSET of a WIDER ISSUE, which I thank you for and request more information about. 

But by the end of my first two paragraphs, you suddenly jump off a cliff of shouting and screaming. Tali’s a flawed character because she’s straight? How does that make any sense? Compare this to these people: http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace/ who actually spend time going into detail about the issues with Phantom Menace and why more than Jar Jar Binks was flawed about that movie. You sound like a three year old that’s had its ice cream removed, ranting continuously about how I’m a bad person for some indiscernible reason, Plinkett makes an argument that actually identifies issues and discusses them, then demonstrates how they’re not a good thing. All of part one is a demonstration of how lacking you are in any meaning. 

Summary of Part Two: 

  1. Argument delivery is critical. The original article is weaker because it lacks good delivery. 
  2. You lack any sense of argument delivery. Because of that, I have no idea what you’re trying to say other than being angry. 

Summary of Part One:

1) I AM NOT A RAPIST WHAAAAAA

2) This is an argument clearly not just me making fun of you lmao

Summary of Part Two

1) The original article is perfectly fine

2) I’m making fun of you and am pleased you responded with this gloriously long article on how hysterical I am

3) Naturally you would consider the guy who made this: (TW for misogyny, abuse, slavery, and potentially sexual violence, and PS these are just the outtakes and are therefore set to “funny” music.) a good example of how to review something. Basically you think he’s great and that’s why I’m not going to give you a ranty response or w/e.


I am not going to read that massive post of bullshit but this caught my eye:

We are not all going to applaud if some douchebag rapes you. In fact, some of us would kill the bastard. 


FUCK MEN WHO SAY THIS. THAT IS NOT HELPFUL.  THAT IS NOT COMFORTING.  THAT IS JUST HYPERMASCULINE POSTURING THAT DOES ABSOUTELY ZERO TO REDUCE RAPE CULTURE OR HELP WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN RAPED.

FUCK.  YOU.






lambency:

socially-awkward-platypus:

ang3lita:

ammodramus:

dittolicous:

hamdoctors:

doctormeow:

arpeggio-octet:

Don’t forget King Metamorphosis. :D

  

ok the thing is I really honestly like these

but I cracked the fuck up at BARBARA

Barbara Streisand

I would watch this.

i’m not a huge mlp fan but i do like these genderbends 0u0 Eris is fab

Imagine is Eris was voiced y the Eris in Billy and Mandy?

You are now imagining Bubble Berry voiced by Neil Patrick Harris.

oisdjgoif omg these are adorable designs. I love it!

Oh man can I tell you how not in the mood I am for female -> male genderbends??

So not in the fucking mood.



friendlyangryfeminist:

stfuconfederates:

brainbytumblr:

melonssmalibuu:

whoneedsmasculism:

On what planet is this sort of hateful response to a very well-intentioned campaign not considered blatantly sexist?  Is being presumed guilty of a rape accusation another “male privilege?”  How about being convicted without any evidence, whatsoever?  Simply because juries are statistically more likely to believe a woman’s testimony over a man’s?  I call bullshit.

Wow.

Feminism: Because lying about rape is a woman’s right!

Jesus fuck you’re a terrible person. If a woman cut your fucking balls off I would personally escort her to the Canadian border.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

Reported rapes (AND MOST RAPES AREN’T REPORTED YOU SCUMBAG) have the same rate of false allegations like any other crime.

And you know what?

I really doubt that’s true because of how many women who I’ve talked to who said that their prosecutors harassed them, because they were wearing ‘skinny jeans’.

So fuck you.

I will take a rape survivor’s word over a rapist.

Austin, I live two hours away from Canada. I’ll help.  

HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY LIVED IN THE REAL WORLD YOU PIECE OF SHIT. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW RAPE TRIALS ACTUALLY GO?




Yes this is me.

(Also sarcasm in case anyone didn’t get that.)