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"Enough ladies. I get it. You have periods."

Two and a Half Men co-creator Lee Aronsohn’s tells THR he doesn’t much care for lady-centric sitcoms. (via newsweek)

He applauded women like Whitney Cummings, Chelsea Handler and Tina Fey securing a voice to discuss formerly taboo subjects on TV.

“But we’re approaching peak vagina on television, the point of labia saturation,” he added.

The current female TV boom contrasts with Two and a Half Men mostly portraying women as bimbos, something Aronsohn isn’t about to apologize for.

“Screw it… We’re centering the show on two very damaged men. What makes men damaged? Sorry, it’s women. I never got my heart broken by a man,” Aronsohn earlier told the Toronto conference during a keynote address.

(via synecdoche)

#ENOUGH DUDES. WE GET IT. YOU MASTURBATE. #ENOUGH DUDES. WE GET IT. YOU LIKE GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED. #ENOUGH DUDES. WE GET IT. YOUR WIFE WITHHOLDS SEX. #ENOUGH DUDES. WE GET IT. #NO REALLY. #ENOUGH DUDES. #DONE. #WITH. #THEM. 

(via falulatonks)

ENOUGH DUDE WE GET IT, YOU’RE SUCH A NICE GUY WHO IS SOLELY BEING NICE TO GET LAID AND WHEN SHE’S NOT INTERESTED IN YOU SHES A SOUL SUCKING BITCH. ENOUGH DUDES WE GET IT SOMETIMES YOU GET BONERS AND IT’S EMBARRASSING. ENOUGH DUDES WE GET IT YOU CAN ONLY TALK TO WOMEN WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK, INSTEAD OF EXPRESSING YOUR EMOTIONS LIKE, YOU KNOW, A PERSON. ENOUGH DUDES.

Get fucking bent. 

(via itscandidlycara)

Ugh, Two and a Half men is the WORST show, I am totally unsurprised by this dicksack.

Fuck you, dillhole.