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kevandre:

It’s tasteful so I’m not counting this as porn… Korrasami forever




kateordie:

Happy July 4th, America! Love, Canada.





toxicmp3:

ruby censoring my dash for me




prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy wants to make you squart

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Anonymous asked:

Could you perhaps do the “make you squart” guy’s profile as Goofy?

I didn’t…know…what this was until I looked it up, and oh my god, it made me laugh so hard, I had to do it.  I’m not doing the whole thing cause that’s too much disgusting gibberish so I did the “What I’m doing with my life” and “I spend a lot of time thinking about” sections.



theladymonsters:

gerward:

versacegravy:

juiciep:

dismembered-dreams:

sweetbabycheesus:

sean3116:

turk3ysub:

captain-kalpleri:

basedthursday:

go to cvs.com and search for “decor”

oh my.

What….in the actual FUCK

I don’t know what I expected but it wasn’t that.

oh

Well.

*adds all to cart*

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what the fuck

NOT SAFE FOR WORK YO

My god


Tagged as: nsfw,




whileothersreap:

"dammit…"
"let me get it"
fem!spain/fem!romano…stuff haha idk

(thanks to lupe for the spanish haha)



valdgeist:

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apfelgranate:

celebratory ‘we figured out how to use the feeldoe’ sex. meanwhile, chuck is practically taking the shatterdome apart in his search for a functioning pair of ear plugs.

still not sorry






Dear lord, what have I gotten myself into




barleytea:

pokemon xy comes out tomorrow! ladies make sure you have all your gaming accessories (*´ω`)


Tagged as: nice, nsfw, ish,



girlsbydaylight:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

theinsanityinsideme:

caradelvingne:

isnt nature amazing

Everything looks like a vagina. I’m 99% sure.

these literally all look like colorful vaginas

#GOOD #FLOWERS THAT LOOK LIKE LADY PARTS ARE MY FAVORITE #flowers #though really they don’t look like vaginas they look like vulvas #seriously the vagina is all internal so idk why people say it to refer to what’s externally visible (via thescentofwhiteroses)

I like how I was literally mentally chanting NOT VAGINAS, THEY LOOK LIKE VULVAS, THEY LOOK LIKE VULVAS and then I got to Bree’s tags and was immediately soothed.

Also, what good flowers.

(The cynical part of me wonders if “vagina” is a more common term because it’s the channel/tract where a dick would go and a baby would come out of, which, funnily enough, is what female parts are usually boiled down to, rather than the entirety of the vulva.  Like, of course that’s the part they’re interested in.  But I’m not sure I 100% buy that.  I just side-eye the idea a lot.)

… are people really not realizing that these are actual vulvas photoshopped onto flowers or…


Tagged as: nsfw, vulvas,


vaginapocalypse:

other-worlds:

yourtightdoll:

Take note :)

Wow
1. Not all vaginas are the same but thank you for assuming so
2. It’s not just the stimulation from the mouth that does anything but ok


This is kind of sad.

VULVaS ARE NOT THIS COMPLICATED LMFAO I AM LITERALLY DYING

Follow these rote instructions for A+ good sex. Anything less than FIVE SECONDS is insufficient licking.



fandomsandfeminism:

cultureshift:

What if we were transparent? What if we could actually SEE our unborn children growing and kicking inside of the womb?

Would we meet a mother on the street and comment how beautiful her child is? Tell her how much her baby has grown since the last time we saw her?

Would mothers sitting in abortion clinic waiting rooms steal quick glances at each others babies to silently bid farewell?

Would a mother be able to bear the sight of an abortionist inserting his forceps into her womb to firmly grasp and viciously tear her child’s limbs from its tiny body?

We all know the answers to these questions.

If only we were transparent so that those who cannot see with their heart could see with their eyes.

This shit is so transparently emotionally manipulative and misleading, it’s almost laughable. 

The fetus in the picture is like at least 8 or even 9 months, an age at which no abortions are preformed because a fetus at that stage is almost always viable outside the womb. I was born at 8 months for fuck’s sake. At that stage labor would simply be induced or a c-section preformed if the pregnancy had to be ended for some reason. (No one sits around pregnant for 8 months and 3 weeks before deciding that they don’t actually want to do this, ya know. The only reason that a pregnancy would need to be cut short at that stage is if natural labor would be life threatening) 

The vast majority of abortions happen within the first 14 weeks (92% in fact!). More than 1/3 of all abortion happens in the first 6 weeks. 80% happen within the first 10 weeks. [Sources: CDC and The Guttmacher Institute

Just to be clear, THIS is what a fetus at 10 weeks looks like: 

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To be clear, that fetus is the size of a kidney bean and still has webbed appendages. 

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So to answer your questions: No. You would not be able to even SEE a fetus at this stage, even with bizarre and creepy transparent skin.  Internal organs, blood vessels and other inner workings would block your view of the tiny little 1 inch lump you’d be trying to view in someone elses abdomen. 

AND for all your emotional blackmail and misrepresentation of the facts, you are forgetting the primary argument in favor of protecting abortion: bodily autonomy. No creepy glass-skinned dystopia setting where people are free to peer at your internal organs whenever they want (I guess we don’t wear clothes in your weird fantasy either, yeah?) changes the fact that people have a right to bodily autonomy, even if they become pregnant. 

If our skin were transparent we would have some fucking problems I tell you what