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bonpyro:

I watched it B-)



cosplayingwhileblack:

Character: Senketsu Kisaragi! Matoi Ryuko 

Series: Kill la Kill

SUBMISSION




kevandre:

It’s tasteful so I’m not counting this as porn… Korrasami forever




kateordie:

Happy July 4th, America! Love, Canada.





toxicmp3:

ruby censoring my dash for me




prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy wants to make you squart

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Anonymous asked:

Could you perhaps do the “make you squart” guy’s profile as Goofy?

I didn’t…know…what this was until I looked it up, and oh my god, it made me laugh so hard, I had to do it.  I’m not doing the whole thing cause that’s too much disgusting gibberish so I did the “What I’m doing with my life” and “I spend a lot of time thinking about” sections.



theladymonsters:

gerward:

versacegravy:

juiciep:

dismembered-dreams:

sweetbabycheesus:

sean3116:

turk3ysub:

captain-kalpleri:

basedthursday:

go to cvs.com and search for “decor”

oh my.

What….in the actual FUCK

I don’t know what I expected but it wasn’t that.

oh

Well.

*adds all to cart*

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what the fuck

NOT SAFE FOR WORK YO

My god


Tagged as: nsfw,




whileothersreap:

"dammit…"
"let me get it"
fem!spain/fem!romano…stuff haha idk

(thanks to lupe for the spanish haha)



valdgeist:

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apfelgranate:

celebratory ‘we figured out how to use the feeldoe’ sex. meanwhile, chuck is practically taking the shatterdome apart in his search for a functioning pair of ear plugs.

still not sorry






Dear lord, what have I gotten myself into




barleytea:

pokemon xy comes out tomorrow! ladies make sure you have all your gaming accessories (*´ω`)


Tagged as: nice, nsfw, ish,



girlsbydaylight:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

theinsanityinsideme:

caradelvingne:

isnt nature amazing

Everything looks like a vagina. I’m 99% sure.

these literally all look like colorful vaginas

#GOOD #FLOWERS THAT LOOK LIKE LADY PARTS ARE MY FAVORITE #flowers #though really they don’t look like vaginas they look like vulvas #seriously the vagina is all internal so idk why people say it to refer to what’s externally visible (via thescentofwhiteroses)

I like how I was literally mentally chanting NOT VAGINAS, THEY LOOK LIKE VULVAS, THEY LOOK LIKE VULVAS and then I got to Bree’s tags and was immediately soothed.

Also, what good flowers.

(The cynical part of me wonders if “vagina” is a more common term because it’s the channel/tract where a dick would go and a baby would come out of, which, funnily enough, is what female parts are usually boiled down to, rather than the entirety of the vulva.  Like, of course that’s the part they’re interested in.  But I’m not sure I 100% buy that.  I just side-eye the idea a lot.)

… are people really not realizing that these are actual vulvas photoshopped onto flowers or…


Tagged as: nsfw, vulvas,


vaginapocalypse:

other-worlds:

yourtightdoll:

Take note :)

Wow
1. Not all vaginas are the same but thank you for assuming so
2. It’s not just the stimulation from the mouth that does anything but ok


This is kind of sad.

VULVaS ARE NOT THIS COMPLICATED LMFAO I AM LITERALLY DYING

Follow these rote instructions for A+ good sex. Anything less than FIVE SECONDS is insufficient licking.